I respond to Missed Connections on Craigslist. Sometimes people hate me, sometimes I am sorry.

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girl with PINK HAIR at home depot. sunday feb. 15 - m4w - 25 (silver lake)

Missed Connection:
to the extremely insanely cute girl, with PINK HAIR...

YOU: were at home depot sunday feb.15 around 7 or 7:30ish pm. u have streched ear lobes, pink hair, i think it was only the front part, u bought (i think) something from the very last section of the store, it wasnt a ladder, if u read this youll know what im talking about, and u can confirm this...

ME: i work there, tall, blue jeans, and a beige shirt, goatee, kind of long with two piercings on the lip, and glasses. i was walking in the front (spoting or guiding) my supervisor who was driving a red forklift and i saw u right in front of paint department. he told me u look but i didnt believe it, u were just to cute to look at someone like me. i wouldve said hi, but i was guiding the driver, and i had to.

i know this is a long shot, but you are well worth it. like i said you are so insanely, freaking cute, and i love your style, and honeslty i think u are cool as fuck. if (and iam really hoping) u read this, please get back at me, i would love to say hi....julio....
PS>>oh yeah, neither me or my supervisor (he was wearing a hat) were wearing an apron, we didnt wanna get bother. but u can bother me anytime...

My Response:
I used to drive a forklift at OSH across the street (but I got fired for lying about being able to drive it). Talk about coincidences. Do you happen to like fetish porn and bondage? Because that would be a coincidence too...
KIDDING!
So...what music do you like? Grunge? 90s? I'm so 90s because I was born then....

His Response:
osh!! bleh...you know ure reallyfunny, so u must be a nice person. 90 music is the best. i actually like every kind of music (original huh?)

My Response:
I am actually a bitch. I don't know how you think funny people are ever nice...but ok. Do you seriously not have a music preference? Are you a big fan of ANY band? Like Ace of Base? No Doubt? Garbage???? HOLE!?!?!??! Those are classics you for sure need to be aware of....

His Response:
oi like alittle of everything. but mostly metal and rap, not the cluby kind. so what else are you into?? how old are you?? and u wanna tell me more about yourself? geet ack at me..julio...

My Response:
I am 18. I like quality music and really good art, like anything Kat Von Di tatoos on people. Do you have tattoos? I have one on my buttcheek. It's a panther. It means "strength."

His Response:
of course i have a favorite band, its all about the knot, SLIPKNOT, thats my favorite band of all time, static-x, otep, molotov, then, mos deft, talib kweli, commom, krs one, De la soul, no doubt, korn, CKY, AC/DC, led zepelling, the doors, the list goes on and on .tattoos? of course, i have some, more than an armband, half my arm its done, a start on the other, and hafl my leg its almost done as well, i could send u a pic, but since im a gentlement, im gonna let u do that first. send me a pic, if u can one of your tattoo as well. ill return the favor. myspacce perhaps?? and, i still think ur cool, just because youre funny, the bitch thing, i dont know yet, but you sound pretty straight forward. well, hope to hear from u soon..,..julio...
PS>>oh yeah, im 25, and live on silver lake. where do u live?? movies, lets talk movies, favorite kind?? and i guess my preference is metal

My Response:
How about I like funny ass movies like Mall Cop and Madea Goes to Jail!???!!! What what. Slipknot is sick, yo. I live in Silverlake and I want to make metal music but I am too scared to freak out my grandma. Ok - here is a pic of me (before the pink hair and hotness):


His Response:
wait, a couple of things, is that a neck brace?? what happend?? how long ago was this?
and, u mentioned pink hair, was that really you?? i mean the one i saw at home depot?? the one i wrote the posting about?? if this is you...what did u buy that day??? it was at the very last section of the store, im just curious if this posting really did work.....and if not, u made a friend anyway, if ure willing to take my friendship of course, just let me know if this is really you.......i still think ure pretty cool....hope to hear from u soon....julio....

My Response:
i get confused sometimes when people say they saw me at this and this place with pink hair because the pink hair i have is not on my head- just my arms and legs. so if you mention pink hair- I am just like- oh ya- I have pink hair- how could I forget? Also, I get so used to the neckbrace I am wearing right now that I forget it's on me sometimes). But good news about the brace- I can stilll head bang!!!! So ya-I guess the person at Home Depot wasn't me. Thanks for your friend requests on Friendster, Myspace, and Facebook though! I MIGHT accept it! LOL JKJK JK!

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