I respond to Missed Connections on Craigslist. Sometimes people hate me, sometimes I am sorry.

Saturday

Macys sherman oaks saturday morning - m4w - 38 (sherman oaks)

Missed Connection:
You are tall and beautiful standing next to me to pay in the men's department and you looked at me and told me my jacket is nice. I wanna know who you are,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

My Response:
I just liked the jacket you were wearing. Where did you get it?

His Response:
Tell me what you were wearing so I know it's really you,,,,,,then I will tell you where I got it,,,

My Response:
a white cardigan- blue heels...jeans...HOTNESS

His Reponse:
wrong answer,,,,or wrong girl,,,,,, what jacket was I wearing?

My Response:
White corduroy? I know it was white because I hate jean or black jackets..they are totally stupid...

His Response:
come on stop playing around,,,,,,,,,,,,,

His Response (two minutes later):
better yet, send me your picture

My Response:
I'm NOT playing around.


His Reponse:
is that your mom?

My Response:
No- that's me...why you have to be a hater?

His Response:
I'm not a hater, you just look older in the picture that's all

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