You are tall and beautiful standing next to me to pay in the men's department and you looked at me and told me my jacket is nice. I wanna know who you are,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I just liked the jacket you were wearing. Where did you get it?
Tell me what you were wearing so I know it's really you,,,,,,then I will tell you where I got it,,,
a white cardigan- blue heels...jeans...HOTNESS
wrong answer,,,,or wrong girl,,,,,, what jacket was I wearing?
White corduroy? I know it was white because I hate jean or black jackets..they are totally stupid...
come on stop playing around,,,,,,,,,,,,,
His Response (two minutes later):
better yet, send me your picture
I'm NOT playing around.
is that your mom?
No- that's me...why you have to be a hater?
I'm not a hater, you just look older in the picture that's all
I respond to Missed Connections on Craigslist. Sometimes people hate me, sometimes I am sorry.
- Alessandra Rizzotti
- Writer. Published in Harper Perrenial's Six Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak, It All Changed in an Instant, as well as the front page of Smith's online magazine for more than 200 six word stories. Video art exhibited in Miranda July and Harrel Fletcher's "Learning to Love You More" gallery as well as the Baltic Contemporary Art Museum. Alessandra currently tells jokes all around Los Angeles and produces Heeb Magazine's monthly storytelling show in LA.
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