I respond to Missed Connections on Craigslist. Sometimes people hate me, sometimes I am sorry.

Saturday

Milf at the gym in my apartment complex - m4w - 22 (warner center)

Missed Connection:
We had a l conversation this Thursday, i always see u check me out never realy pursued it. i been check u out for minute. You're so hot i want to do you...

My Response:
Do you speak English? Thank you for saying I am a MILF. I rarely feel that way- so yes, I'll hook up with you. Will you babysit in exchange?

His Response:
send me a picture and your number will talk

My Response:
323) 826-5309

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Writer. Published in Harper Perrenial's Six Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak, It All Changed in an Instant, as well as the front page of Smith's online magazine for more than 200 six word stories. Video art exhibited in Miranda July and Harrel Fletcher's "Learning to Love You More" gallery as well as the Baltic Contemporary Art Museum. Alessandra currently tells jokes all around Los Angeles and produces Heeb Magazine's monthly storytelling show in LA.

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