I respond to Missed Connections on Craigslist. Sometimes people hate me, sometimes I am sorry.

Sunday

=] - m4w - 18 (The Valley (818))

Missed Connection:
Well... I'm 18 years old....
hit me up... =]

My Response:
Did you JUST turn eighteen? Like an hour ago? You must have said, "It's 7:06 am- the hour my mom dropped me out of her uterus eighteen years ago! I'm legal according to Father Time! I guess that means it's time to lose my virginity!!! Ladies....my mom dropped me out of her vagina this exact hour eighteen years ago! I dunno what turns you on, but let's DOOOO it!"

His Response:
lol wow.... wtf???

No, I turned 18 September....

and I lost my virginity at 15....


My Response:
Woah. I'm TWENTYfive and still haven't lost mine...


His Response:
YOU'RE 25???

My Response:
Do you have anything else to say?

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Writer. Published in Harper Perrenial's Six Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak, It All Changed in an Instant, as well as the front page of Smith's online magazine for more than 200 six word stories. Video art exhibited in Miranda July and Harrel Fletcher's "Learning to Love You More" gallery as well as the Baltic Contemporary Art Museum. Alessandra currently tells jokes all around Los Angeles and produces Heeb Magazine's monthly storytelling show in LA.