I MISSED YOU MISSING ME (ON CRAIGSLIST)

I respond to Missed Connections on Craigslist. Sometimes people hate me, sometimes I am sorry.

Saturday

Need nice girl! - m4w - 27 (Los Angeles)

Missed Connection:

HI,MY NAME IS SIMONE.IM 27YEARS OLD ! I LOVE SPORTS,MUSIC,MOVIES,FASHION AND BEAUTIFUL GIRLS. SHE NEED TO BE VERY NICE PERSON . SEND ME PICS IF YOU INTERESTED!GRAZIE MILLE!



My Response:
I wish I was Italian like you! I can't understand a word you are saying!
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Writer. Published in Harper Perrenial's Six Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak, It All Changed in an Instant, as well as the front page of Smith's online magazine for more than 200 six word stories. Video art exhibited in Miranda July and Harrel Fletcher's "Learning to Love You More" gallery as well as the Baltic Contemporary Art Museum. Alessandra currently tells jokes all around Los Angeles and produces Heeb Magazine's monthly storytelling show in LA.