Missed Connection:
You were wearing blue dress with really hot pumps, maybe ysl python? At around 10:30 am on Saturday, u came out of the pharmacy. I saw you in the parking lot when you were leaving and said "nice shoes". You said they "are illegal in California" you then drove away in a vw wagon I think. If u see this, would like to meet you with the shoes..:)
My Response:
My shoes are made of ferrets, not pythons. I also sell illegal marijuana in the back of my VW wagon. Perhaps you would like to try the danger danger?
His Response:
Was mostly interested in you and the shoes...:) Perhaps I would though, is it good? can you meet on Monday? Have to be discreet. Let me know.
My Response:
I don't do discreet. Wear a clown suit or else.
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- Alessandra Rizzotti
- Writer. Published in Harper Perrenial's Six Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak, It All Changed in an Instant, as well as the front page of Smith's online magazine for more than 200 six word stories. Video art exhibited in Miranda July and Harrel Fletcher's "Learning to Love You More" gallery as well as the Baltic Contemporary Art Museum. Alessandra currently tells jokes all around Los Angeles and produces Heeb Magazine's monthly storytelling show in LA.
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