I respond to Missed Connections on Craigslist. Sometimes people hate me, sometimes I am sorry.

Friday

the darkness of the moon - m4w - 26

Missed Connection:
dark is all i am dark is all i see waiting for light in the dark why?praying for light in the dark definetly wont work

My Response:
I'm a dark heart. Praying for anything (especially light) never usually works out. If you need a flashlight, I suggest getting one at the 99 cents store. That place is cheap. It probably won't come with batteries, though.

His Response:
wow that one totaly flew over your head

My Response:
I guess I didn't know if you were talking about God's light or an actual lamplight...

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Writer. Published in Harper Perrenial's Six Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak, It All Changed in an Instant, as well as the front page of Smith's online magazine for more than 200 six word stories. Video art exhibited in Miranda July and Harrel Fletcher's "Learning to Love You More" gallery as well as the Baltic Contemporary Art Museum. Alessandra currently tells jokes all around Los Angeles and produces Heeb Magazine's monthly storytelling show in LA.