Missed Connection:
Recently I've been growing more and more tired of girls around my age (25). It seems like all they bring is games and bullshit. If they like you they only act like they kinda like you and then when you stop calling cause they don't seem to be all that interested they start acting crazy! This weekend I was thinking about it and decided that instead of looking for 23-26 year olds, I might fair better with a women who is in her 30's and has too much going for her to play games.
Any suggestions?
My Response:
30 year-old women like guys who wear Speedos. Buy a collection Kohl's today!
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About Me
- Alessandra Rizzotti
- Writer. Published in Harper Perrenial's Six Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak, It All Changed in an Instant, as well as the front page of Smith's online magazine for more than 200 six word stories. Video art exhibited in Miranda July and Harrel Fletcher's "Learning to Love You More" gallery as well as the Baltic Contemporary Art Museum. Alessandra currently tells jokes all around Los Angeles and produces Heeb Magazine's monthly storytelling show in LA.
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