I respond to Missed Connections on Craigslist. Sometimes people hate me, sometimes I am sorry.

Thursday

AFRO-PUFFS are so delicious, my favorite post-lunch snack! - m4w - 99 (24Hr Fitness PASADENA (Oakland/Colorado))

Missed Connection:
On a light-skinned beauty like SHE moved on the treadmill, afro-puffs are especially delicious.
Here's to the hottie in black, who I wish could have been my mid-day snack!

My Response:

You be a cheese-puff. Cheddar style. Give me some salsa and I'll make you mine..


His Response (Name: Niki kii):
I love that picture! And is that hottie in the tub of puffs YOU?
If so I'm truly honored by your message? Who and where are you?


My Response:

I'm in outerspace. My name's Lupita Mendoza. (Sorry I'm not black). I like bathing in cheese wiz, though!

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Writer. Published in Harper Perrenial's Six Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak, It All Changed in an Instant, as well as the front page of Smith's online magazine for more than 200 six word stories. Video art exhibited in Miranda July and Harrel Fletcher's "Learning to Love You More" gallery as well as the Baltic Contemporary Art Museum. Alessandra currently tells jokes all around Los Angeles and produces Heeb Magazine's monthly storytelling show in LA.