Probably spelled your name wrong so sorry in advance. I'm sure it's a long shot and you won't see it but worth a try... You came by looking for a lighter we did not have one, but you came back anyways for a drink. If this sounds familiar lets confirm some details.
Details=fuzzy. Did it involve a mechanical bull ride? ELVIS and a really BIG straw??? A lot of deviled eggs at the buffet?? A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE AT CIRCUS CIRCUS WITH MY TOP OFF?? I don't THINK I said I was a rocket scientist- but I do remember yelling to the Labyrinth impressionist: "David Bowie is no fucking Rocket Man!!! I know because I'm a ROCKET SCIENTIST!" (I'm SO embarrassed because Bowie really IS the rocket man. DUH). Anyways- I'm not a rocket scientist. I just wanted to use your lighter because it was fancy and shit.
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