About a week back I was hanging out with my friend and you passed by us about 3 times.
The last time you passed, we made eye contact and you licked your lips.
Was this just a coincidence? Or did you want take me out or something?
That was Pinkberry that dribbled down my chin. Gotta lick it up or else I look a little stupid. You thought I was sexy though? That's awesome because I am 54 today. Way to make a lady with liver damage smile!
be careful with pinkberry, it can get alittle messy and wild!
I respond to Missed Connections on Craigslist. Sometimes people hate me, sometimes I am sorry.
- Alessandra Rizzotti
- Writer. Published in Harper Perrenial's Six Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak, It All Changed in an Instant, as well as the front page of Smith's online magazine for more than 200 six word stories. Video art exhibited in Miranda July and Harrel Fletcher's "Learning to Love You More" gallery as well as the Baltic Contemporary Art Museum. Alessandra currently tells jokes all around Los Angeles and produces Heeb Magazine's monthly storytelling show in LA.
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