I respond to Missed Connections on Craigslist. Sometimes people hate me, sometimes I am sorry.

Tuesday

Cute Black Female at PF Changs Bar Monday Nite - m4w - 39 (Woodland Hills)

Missed Connection:
You were the cute black female sitting by herself at the far left of the bar watching the Nuggets game. I (male, blonde, yellow shirt) was on a date (first) and it seemed like our eyes kept meeting. Let me know if you'd like to talk.

My Response:

Only if you buy me some chicken nuggets with barbeque sauce.

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Writer. Published in Harper Perrenial's Six Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak, It All Changed in an Instant, as well as the front page of Smith's online magazine for more than 200 six word stories. Video art exhibited in Miranda July and Harrel Fletcher's "Learning to Love You More" gallery as well as the Baltic Contemporary Art Museum. Alessandra currently tells jokes all around Los Angeles and produces Heeb Magazine's monthly storytelling show in LA.