I respond to Missed Connections on Craigslist. Sometimes people hate me, sometimes I am sorry.

Wednesday

Any thick women out there? - m4w - 39 (West Valley)

Missed Connection:
Any short thick women out there that want to have a few drinks and go skinny dipping tonight?

My Response:

Does this work?

LOOKING!!!!!!!! - m4w - 42 (CM)

Missed Connection:
RONA FOX!!!!!!!! AKA(BOBO) WOULD LIKE TO FIND HER OR SEE IF SHE IS STILL SINGLE?????? IF ANYONE KNOWS OF HER PLEASE HIT ME UP...




My Response:

I'm Rona Fox, but I don't look like a Japanese Anime character. Sorry to disappoint. Perhaps I'll get plastic surgery so I can look like one?

EDC I had a mowhawk vibrating gloves - m4w - 26 (EDC)


Missed Connection:

I thought we had a awesome connection and I wish I wouldn't have run off to try to find my friends they were gone and then I came back and you had left. I was the dude with the mowhawk and the vibrating gloves....remember me??? RUN DMC shirt like a really og hahahaha hit me up we should go out sometime! You were totally rad!



My Response:
My only question: What do vibrating gloves DO?

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Writer. Published in Harper Perrenial's Six Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak, It All Changed in an Instant, as well as the front page of Smith's online magazine for more than 200 six word stories. Video art exhibited in Miranda July and Harrel Fletcher's "Learning to Love You More" gallery as well as the Baltic Contemporary Art Museum. Alessandra currently tells jokes all around Los Angeles and produces Heeb Magazine's monthly storytelling show in LA.