I respond to Missed Connections on Craigslist. Sometimes people hate me, sometimes I am sorry.

Monday

IHOP-Beautiful woman in red shirt - m4w - 40 (Washington & Norwalk)

Missed Connection:
saw you with two children at IHOP while I was having a business meeting. I wanted to get your phone number but I didn't want to put of my business partner. Please get back to me if you are interested in getting to know each other.

My Response:
I didn't know IHOP hosted business meetings. Do you get free pancakes? Also...I've grown since you last saw me...is that ok?
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Writer. Published in Harper Perrenial's Six Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak, It All Changed in an Instant, as well as the front page of Smith's online magazine for more than 200 six word stories. Video art exhibited in Miranda July and Harrel Fletcher's "Learning to Love You More" gallery as well as the Baltic Contemporary Art Museum. Alessandra currently tells jokes all around Los Angeles and produces Heeb Magazine's monthly storytelling show in LA.