I respond to Missed Connections on Craigslist. Sometimes people hate me, sometimes I am sorry.

Friday

crystal rose - m4w (east los angeles)

Missed Connection:

sometime i just can't go on you still haunt me my thoughts everywhere

we used to go and hang out

everything i do reminds me of you but hopefuly one day you'll come

back thats the only thing

keeping me alive and the picture of you i keep in my wallet is the

only thing i have left of you

maybe someday we'll meet again maybe someday we'll be one again till

then im dying slowly and painfully

i just cant seem to wake up from this endless nightmare you where my

little piece of heaven in hell

now im burning with hate and sadness with out you i dont like feeling

this way i need you

your pudgy

listen do you want to know a secret do you promise not to tell woo ooh

listen let me whiper in you ear i'll say the words

you long to hear woo ooh im in love with

My Response:

Aw man, you're pudgy now?

His Response:

i am sorry but your not my crystal

and pudgy was what she called when

she needed me or wanted me now she is gone

My Response:

Wow- I'm sorry. Where did she go?

His Response:

a friend took her from me that is why she is gone.......

My Response:

Beat your friend up. He's a LOSER.

His Response:

i did beat him up.

my name is manuel.

what is yours?

My Response:

Al -- Here's my pic. Do you have one?

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Writer. Published in Harper Perrenial's Six Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak, It All Changed in an Instant, as well as the front page of Smith's online magazine for more than 200 six word stories. Video art exhibited in Miranda July and Harrel Fletcher's "Learning to Love You More" gallery as well as the Baltic Contemporary Art Museum. Alessandra currently tells jokes all around Los Angeles and produces Heeb Magazine's monthly storytelling show in LA.