I respond to Missed Connections on Craigslist. Sometimes people hate me, sometimes I am sorry.

Friday

Elizebeth - m4w (Lancaster)

Missed Connection:

We met in My computer shop. Someone stole My wallet, so I don't have your number anymore. I'd love to spend some time with you. You always wore barely anything & teased Me with your body. Lol btw ... How's your young son? Hopefully you read this section and you remember Me? What else did I sell in My computer store?

My Reply:

hard drives?

His Reply (as "J bone"):

ahhh...yeah. But what else did I sell there besides computer equipment? Or better yet...what do I look like? and what do you look like?

My Reply:

I look like this...

But, you look like these gangsta dudes. LOL. Who's cuter? Me duh!!!


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Writer. Published in Harper Perrenial's Six Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak, It All Changed in an Instant, as well as the front page of Smith's online magazine for more than 200 six word stories. Video art exhibited in Miranda July and Harrel Fletcher's "Learning to Love You More" gallery as well as the Baltic Contemporary Art Museum. Alessandra currently tells jokes all around Los Angeles and produces Heeb Magazine's monthly storytelling show in LA.