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Friday

I was in line at Pavillions, and wanted to buy you candy :-) - m4w - 40 (sherman oaks)


Missed Connection:

I was in Pavillions around 1pm today, in a blue dress shirt and a tie, wearing sunglasses. You were working and jokingly told your friend I would buy you some candy. You are beautiful, and I was blown away by your beauty!!!! If you see this message, please reply!!

My Response:

What kind of candy are we talking here? I want some Butterfingers right now.

His Response:

butterfingers are good ! was that you at pavillions???

My Response:

Man I wish that "beauty" was me. I'm actually pretty fugly.

His Response: have you ever considered modeling? :-)

My Response: I did that when I was 5 once. I guess I could try to be a foot model. I have nice ankles. Then again, my toenails kinda suck.

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